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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
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earthnation:

light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

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vashtaneradoctor:

ultrafacts:

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What I have always hoped for in humanity AND pigmanity. For peace. For justice. AND FOR THE ABILITY… TO SWIM… IN HARMONY!!! *crowd cheering*

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  • 2014 resolution: don't fuck it up
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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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