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slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via officialwhitegirls)

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laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

(via originally-remarkable)

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mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

(via originally-remarkable)

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sir-hathaway:

gymleaderkyle:

colorfulkesha:

OMFG I CANT WAIT

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Who the hell did her hair because its amazing

(via pizza)

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fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

(via sniffing)

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joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

megtheundecidedgirl:

watchtheskytonight:

[xWhen Jared fell for Gen

DREAMY SOUND

DREAMY SOUND

Jared, if the world was filled with people like you the skies would be pouring down candy and sunshine, and unicorns would exist

(via xxsweethistory)

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via originally-remarkable)

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planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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